It's Not Mine

It’s Not Mine – OPA Chat Archive

Monte:  Someone in this office has issues. Me:  What? Monte:  So at least once per week for the past few weeks I’ve gone into the men’s room and found a ginormous dump in one of the stalls.  In my stall! Me:  You have a stall? Monte:  Yeah, so.  And somebody keeps wrecking it.  Like poop […]

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Soap Bandits – OPA Chat Archive

Sometimes I miss our apartment.  I miss the simplicity of that chapter in our lives – a time before I was concerned with things like property taxes and how frequently others in the house were pooping.  Each time one of us sells an organ to bankroll a major home repair, I look back through a thick haze of rosy retrospection, to that little […]

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